Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!
White ppl:
(via spongebobssquarepants)
How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.
Bitch I’m wet
Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?
Or am I just fat?
(The new working title of my memoirs)
Why steal porn when you can just watch this?
(Source: facebook.com, via spongebobssquarepants)